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Bruno Mars is sex

lol just saw my dad in his car.

i haven’t seen him since easter.

well then.

I’m having so much trouble getting ready for work. 
This is fucking sick.
fyeahbvb:

I’m sorry but this is probably the hottest thing ever. I don’t know why.

No, you’re right. It totally is.
Rug fucking burn.
  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right I do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
skulee:

mmm please
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